Four Easy Follow Steps: How To Cross A Road

Step 1. Try and do something crazy, like cutting right through the middle of a yellow box.
Step 2. Stand in the middle of the yellow box looking at they sky.
Step 3. Quickly merge together in a hurry as the traffic lights are turning green and by now you should be in Jenners.
Step 4. Don't cross, it's time for the busses.

Those are my four easy steps to staying alive whilst crossing on princes street, not advisable to use them though.

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