A Trip Down The Amazon

My Dear Fellows & Dear Princess,

I am navigating the Amazon tonight in search of Xmas gifts for all those in Europe.

Shopping for two teenage girls is almost impossible. If you are a middle-aged man. Located 10,000 miles away. Therefore, I am going with money.

No, it's not that bad. I'm also sending them a couple of books each so they know that I love them. But mainly, I'm sending them money.

Tups, meanwhile, is getting The Hammer Horror Collection. It may seem strange, but in our family, fangy Christopher Lee and virgins with cleavage translates to love.

S.