Run for the hills

That would be my advice if your child wants a Laser Quest party

It was supposed to be the easy option.

What could go wrong, 20 6/7 year olds, laser zapping.

A lot.

I shall leave it there, but suffice to say I came home and there's a massive dent in the pink and fizzy mountain.

It's not even his birthday

(well it is on Tuesday)

You are a gorgeous, generally very good boy, nothing is too much trouble, but you are never, ever, ever having one of these parties again.


Unless you find new parents