Second Class Male

To escape the incessant south east wind we went on a run to Birsay via Dounby.  The wind was only somewhat moderated in the western parish.  CMC couldn’t understand what had come over me but, for the first time in nearly seven decades I bought a box of Tunnock’s tea cakes.  I explained they were to go with my chips.  She blamed the influence of Dougal as we had taken our wimmin fowk out too.

Came home, lit the stove and I am about to pour a drop of Cadenhead blend, as a starter.

I have nothing else to add.