My list for Santa:
A gold cape
An as yet undiscovered fruit
Darts
Crosse & Blackwell sauce mix gift set
A tiny superpower (eg the ability to be invisible and have a rolling pin in the presence of wankers)
Peter Beardsley's anorak
Lime Opal Fruits
A quiet corner of Puglia
Thank you.
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