The Many Adventures of Minny Blipper

Minny stepped outside his trailer, and immediately tripped over the kid called Michel. 

What on earth are you doing here, Minny said grumpily - he was not a morning person, particularly before his first cup of coffee.

And what's with all these people.  What's going on.

Hey Minny, said Michel - haven't you heard?  It's the best news ever.

The snow cottage has opened, and everyone's queuing up to the pizza pop-up van to grab a pizza before hitting the slopes.

Slopes?  What slopes?  It's not even snowing.  It's not even cold enough to snow.  In fact in Australia, where I come from it's never cold enough to snow at Christmas.  Realising that the kid called Michel hadn't heard a word of the rant, he gave up grumbling.

Come on Minny - let's go.  I'll show you.  You can go skiing, and snowboarding and everything.  And there's a Christmas Tree, and carol singers, and ooooh, grab your camera and come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!  It's the best fun.  Marie said she'll meet us there.  And Michel pushed forward to the front of the queue, holding out the money he had coerced borrowed from his grandfather, Monsieur le Chef.

Marie said.......?  Oh, alright then, and Minny turned around and saw, glittering in the distance......

Join me in two days (yes indeed, because we have to catch up) for the next enthralling episode in this long running saga of sex, lies and mysteries.