A real turkey?

No, in fact a damn big chicken! A few years back Tom won a Copas turkey in a rowing race. It was amazing, I’d never been a fan of turkey before, but it was extremely good. Then we looked them up online and saw how much they cost.... this year I decided we’d splash out on a chicken (much more affordable and smaller for the 3 of us). When I picked it up it turned out to be a monster 4kg chicken.