hand of god

lol.. well had to title it something and hand of a klutz dont have the same ring to it... for yesterday i didnt coat myself in glory,, whist separating frozen together beefburgers with a sharp knife. (bet ya guess where this is going ) yes thought it wasnt a good idea at the time,, and so it came to pass.. stabby stabby knifey in hand.. ouchy ouchy ..damn @@@@ and blast...hand started to leak claret all over..in shock and a fit of ,,,,rage ...as only a damn ox could do got the knife and jammed it into the work top ,, and yes that slipped and gashed my other hand....now both hands are leaking....ali didnt know whether to laugh or cry..i hopped round the kitchen some more...geez...good job the bone in the little finger stopped the knife doing anymore damage buts its done the nerve so i have pins and needles all the time in my wee finger . he upside is i dont feel the cold in that finger,,, hey bonus...more scars added to the quite a few i already have...
think thats where i should leave todays blip.. shame faced i shuffle off and go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what i have i done...