It Was a Day of Two Parts

This picture shows the first part.
The present part.  With toys and treats and sartorial accoutrements.

The second part started with the crackers (i didn't mind them last year), and ended at 2.00 this morning when I was too knackered to be crackers any more.  I think the Wretched One and the Kindly Mister are a little bit tired of me, but I'll be sticking to them like glue all day so they'll just have to deal with it.