In Lieu Of No Shave November

I've never participated in NSN because of my work dress code, and at this point I highly prefer the clean-shaven appearance. I'm getting to the age where I can grow stubble within a day. And not shaving between a night shave and a day shift the next day is pushing it. However, because I took the weekend off, and was too busy reading and doing homework, I haven't shaved since Thursday. These are the results; I am about to get ready for work tonight. I shudder to consider what horror would alight upon my countenance if I were to neglect the habit for an entire month...