Tash and her Welsh Cob Diego
This entry is number 2190 in the story of my Blipfoto.
To celebrate, I thought I would give you a glimpse of life in the Year 2190
The BREXIT negotiations are nearly at an end, with only a few pockets of resistance throughout the fractured former United Kingdom.
The moat separating The Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland was completed many decades ago. Fifty metres wide and 200 m deep, only a few strands of carrageenan need to be cleared by the annual robot vessel sweep.
Rugbianna, the country formerly known as Wales is spinning slowly away from the mainland, the separation still looked upon as one of the most successful explosion techniques ever accomplished.
This was helped by the dramatic dissolution of the Severn Toll Booth Dynasty.
The 100 meter high wall between England and Nicolasia (formerly Scotland) was accomplished by extending upwards the base foundations of the Roman Hadrian's Wall by the arch wall builder His Tweetiness, The Donald. The latter successfully separated every country in North and South America by a wall. This included all the States of the USA.
The Whisky Tunnel from north to south was allowed to continue.
There was a brief delay after the State of Gibraltar was severed from Spain and towed round to be deposited, rock, monkeys and all, in the wilds of the former Scotland. The delay was in part caused by the Rock's insistence in being called a Munro and in part by the monkeys who can easily scale the wall to show their bottoms to the residents below.
Meanwhile in England, the various factions have almost come to an agreement.
The dispute between North and South Corbynyia settled their differences over the multi coloured Star of Jeremia.
The Faraginistas agreed that everyone in the party would be the leader.
The Preservative Party is down to the last four members while the Dim Lebs spend their days reminiscing.
The only sticking point is with Emperor Jacobus of Reesemoggshire.
When he was granted his request by the transgender QueenKing to assume control of all the shire counties, it slipped his mind that this would include shires north of the BahGum line. This means that he controls counties with unacceptable accents and he wants no part of it.
(Don't shout at me, I didn't write this stuff, I just report on it)
No one has noticed that the EU no longer exists. Following its successful annexation of the former territory of the USSR, the tobacco rich country of Andorra took over the whole of Europe. Only Italy needs pacifying; the bitter Pasta Wars having ended with the all powerful Parpadellians overcoming all other pasta types including a hard fought battle with the Spaghetti Trees.
Only the coffee disputes need to be settled and it looks as if the Flat White Society will be successful.
This should be over in another 25 years...or so.
Thank you all for your marvellous support.
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