Grumpy parsnip

I think this might be my favourite present this year.  It's from a university friend who I shared a house with.  I will eat almost anything but I don't like parsnips, so this became a bit of a thing and when we moved into the house she and our other house-mate had placed them in strategic locations (like my bed).

This came most unexpectedly in the first post after christmas.  I'd like a mascot for my bike and I think this is it, I just need to find a way to secure it on.