Out on a limb

 His Orangness rejected a funding bill with bipartisan support, to keep the government open resulting in an emergency of his own creation.  Now, he has called a national televised address to try to create a sense of crisis in pursuit of a ridiculous campaign promise. 
 
The U.S. Government is closed because of his vanity project, which is this wall, at taxpayers’ expense and at the expense of hundreds of thousands of workers who are working every day without being paid.