23.021609

b]CASE NO.: 100127845
ITEM NO.: 23.021609

DATE COLLECTED: 02/16/09
TIME COLLECTED: 9:30 - 10:15 pm
LOCATION OF COLLECTION: London Drugs + kitchen
COLLECTED BY: Officer MC

DESCRIPTION OF EVIDENCE:
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Talk about fitting the spread within the window frame! This particular series was so long that I had to shrink down the overall size by 50%.

I am such a kid - I saw Kinder Surprises at London Drugs while shopping with my bf, and I asked him if he would buy one for me. Seriously, it doesn't take much to make me happy. Purdy's? Ganache? Godiva's? Who needs 'em when I've got a toy-in-a-chocolate-shell? X% with real milk chocolate!

I managed to unwrap the aluminum foil still intact (yay!), but I had a hard time opening the yellow plastic egg. Yeah, I know, that's kind of sad. Anyway, it was a toy car inside, and I had to study the visual instructions perhaps a lil longer than I really should have needed to assemble a toy that's meant for kids 3 and up.

Now my question is, why isn't the plastic eggie not in the shape of an egg? Where they always this shape??

And isn't that an awesome retro rice cooker in the background? How come you don't notice how cook retro appliances look until you take a picture? Or is that just me?

*Side note: I sneezed a kazillion times today, and my nose is running faster than my refrigerator. Darnnit!!! Why am I getting sick again?!? Great, I've gotta start wearing gloves while I ride the bus - this is ridiculous.

TYPE OF OFFENSE: egg refusal to crack under pressure
SUSPECT: yellow Kinder Surprise eggie
VICTIM: the kid in me. okiesokies, my ego is a lil bruised too - but just a little!