Little Things!

"It's gone!" comes the shout from the bathroom.

"I reached down for it and it's not there......... gone!"

"What are you greetin' about now?" cries Mrs B.

"I looked down and it's gone!........... it was there yesterday!!"

"Ahhhhh............ I chucked it out!"

"How?"

"If you mean how? I put it in the bin!"

"If you mean why? It was because it was small, shrivelled and frankly past it's best!"

"Awwwww.......... but what am I supposed to do now?"

"Don't worry, Santa brought you a new cake of your favourite soap for Christmas!"