Back by Popular Demand (Not It's Not)

I know I know, it's been ages (it was November actually) since the last #postatthetopofthestairs entry and I know several of you have asked me when the next one will be (no you haven't) so to put your minds at rest (no it won't), you'll be glad to see it's return (no you won't) with... a jar of smarties. There you go, it will hopefully tide you over (I guess it might just do that) until the next exciting entry (not it won't be) in "postatthetopofthestairs". 

I'm glad that's done... (no I'm not) and I didn't have to revert to an emergency blip (yes I... ok you get the picture).