Pub tat

"So how's your photo-a-day thing going?"
"Oh not bad. Two-hundred-and-seventy-odd days and not out. Enjoying it."
"What did you take today, then?"
"Hmm?"
"What's today's picture?"
"Oh, I haven't taken one yet."
"Er. Have you seen the time?"
"Oh, I've got loads of shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit..."

So yes. Pub tat. Teeth, skin, that sort of thing.