Advice

A younger friend of Little miss bossy’s leaves on a school ski trip today and last night Lmb was gleefully passing on her top tips...
- don’t get drunk
- don’t have sex
- 1 ski jacket will suffice
- don’t lose your phone
- don’t not get any sleep*
- don’t do stuff people tell you to do if you don’t want to

I don’t think she’ll ever get a job working on a problem page**

* teenspeak
** if such a thing even exists anymore