Boys

Rooster and Chicken cuddled up together. THIS is peaceful. THIS is my preferred life. I do not like this time of year and I do not support consumerism and I do not miss the fact that the stupidity and annoyance of the general public rises in direct correlation to the proximity of a holiday.

Also, because it needs to be said: Your children are brats. If you are teaching them it's okay to beg for things in the store, I want to personally knock you out. Put those little terrorists to work. Teach them the value of money earned. And don't get mad at me because I have to point out to you that you should have taught them that or tell your kid that they barely know me and to ask me to buy them things has got to be the ballsiest move ever.

That is all.