It's a Living

I came across a sort of busking sulphur crested cockatoo in Katoomba Street today. He was posing on a short wall for passers by who would figuratively "toss food into his hat". His "act" was to eat and look appealing while people would clump with cameras and phones going "awww" and "how cute". Thorough little scoundrel if you ask me. (Must see LARGE incidentally).

Picture 1 dialogue: "Rack off. Can't you see I'm eating?"
Picture 2 dialogue: "If you HAVE to take a photo, this is (ahem) my best side."