Winterwatch*

"....and now our static camera, deep in the Caledonian forest  Pembrokeshire garden, has captured a rare arboreal Trufflecat. This unusual species is well camouflaged  in its  fluffy brindled coat and although it's quite capable of subsisting on a diet of small birds and rodents it's usually to be seen in the kitchen  around tea time.

Oh, wait, I think there's a badger just coming into view on the forest floor..."

*Seasonal natural history programme on UK TV