a stain on my character

Home Sweet Home after a loooong day.
A letter awaits me, from the bank, offering me a fantastic mortgage deal as a graduate first time buyer. Still can't afford it *wail*
I want a house, I want a house, I want a house.
I want it with land, want it with land, want it with land.
I want horses and chickens, horses and chickens, horses and chickens.
and I WANT IT NOW!