Call the Health and Safety police!

Some of you bright sparkswill have noticed the tiny inviting(!?) 'DRINKING WATER' sign (yes, the one I used as my thumbnail).

I believe it would take a certified lunatic to actually undertake that crazy invite. Not only would it be unadvisable due to contamination risks (you never saw the toilets, or carpeting), but anyone placing their lips near those taps would have them scortched to b*****y.

You have been warned.

Im still unwell, by the way, so sorry about the crappy quality of this image!