G but it’s good to be back home...

This was my ear worm for the day, can’t beat a bit of Simon and Garf :) Although the trip was longer than planned, I’d like to clarify there was no slandering or libeling!

Gee but it's great to be back home
Home is where I want to be.
I've been on the road so long my friend,
And if you came along
I know you couldn't disagree.
It's the same old story, yeah
Everywhere I go,
I get slandered, libeled,
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied,
Satisfied.