25.021809

CASE NO.: 100127845
ITEM NO.: 25.021809

DATE COLLECTED: 02/18/09
TIME COLLECTED: 11:30 - 12:00 am
LOCATION OF COLLECTION: work + kitchen table, kitchen
COLLECTED BY: Officer MC

DESCRIPTION OF EVIDENCE:
Ctrl-Backspace / Apple-Delete | Delete Highlighted Table Rows

We are stationed at the front lines of heavy artillery warfare. Several of my comrades have gone down in battle, human shields bravely taking the hit for the remainder of the infantry. You feel immense grief for the fallen, and yet, you feel a huge sense of relief that you have survived the latest wave of surprise attacks. And then you are burdened with guilt, questioning why you have been spared and are one of the few still left standing.

I was seriously tempted to wear all black to work today to pay my respects to the poor souls who have now come and gone. I really feel like I am in mourning. I was half-jokingly saying to my coworkers that we should have all worn black today in silent protest.

Instead, I decided to wear a cheerful combination of bright, vibrant colours. I needed some mega colour therapy.

A lot of hushed whispers could be overheard today at the office. *sigh*

If I had longer nails, I would be biting them right now...

Deleting highlighted table rows is a good shortcut to know - there's also one for deleting highlighted table columns.

Psst...is anyone looking to hire an English-Psychology-Graphic Design Extraordinaire??


TYPE OF OFFENSE: rampant spread of doom and gloom
SUSPECT: the all-too familiar, fear-unleashing word phrase, 'economic crisis'
VICTIM: unsuspecting and undeserving souls