Conscious Coupling

My Dear Fellows & Dear Princess,

It is time for the cultural phenomenon that is Married At First Sight Australia again. 

It is HUGE here. And a programme I can actually watch with Caro. She loves it. We take the piss out of the couples and the "Love Experts".

This year the cast features an ex male stripper and a 29 year old virgin. You can be sure the experts have got a lot of mileage out of this.

EXPERT: So, Mick, you're a virgin; you've never had sex before.
CARO: Thanks for clearing that up for us, "Love Expert".
ME: Actually, I'm one of those virgins who's had LOADS of sex.

Lemon has been watching it too. She put it on because there's no other tv show that satisfies the whole family. She found that MAFS got everyone in the room and talking to each other. 

CHILD 1: What's a "stripper"?
LEMON: Oh. Er. It's a man who takes all his clothes off for money.
CHILD 2: You can get MONEY doing that?
LEMON: Yes.
CHILD 1: You mean he shows EVERYTHING? Even the front bits?
LEMON: Yes. Even those.
CHILD 1: And are there lady strippers too?
LEMON: Some women are strippers, yes.
CHILD 2: Oh you mean like those ladies who put money in their pants?
CHILD 1: And they have those things on their boobies that go around and around?
LEMON: Okay, quiet time now.
CHILD 1: (Pause)
CHLID 2: What's a "virgin"?

A far more interesting pair can be found on Instagram. Caro has started a feed for Punky and Jasper, chronicling their adventures. 

https://www.instagram.com/punkyandjasper/

I've had a look. It is, as you would expect, very cute. And way more fun than Australians having nuptials.

S.