Sorry I'm late

Oops, sorry I'm late, or at least I maybe late at getting round you all this year.
As you can see I have a slight impediment at the moment due to being one down in the leg department. Nothing to do with the mulled wine or sherry that I may or may not have imbibed.
I think that somebody moved the edge of the shelf I was on. I have a strong suspicion that the lookalike lurking in the background may have something to do with my current condition.
And look what he has done to my Xmas tree.