Teenage plant identification

"Where are the daffodils we got at Tesco's? "

"Daffodils? We got daffodils?"

"Well, yes. Where did you put them?"

"Eh... In the fridge."

"!!!???!!!"

"I thought that was asparagus"

General explosion of belly-aching guffaws and tears of laughter from his big brother, brother's girlfriend and me.

Still 19.