Reign of Terror Deer

Family day out yeah? Take the kids to see the reindeer? Festive an that, innit? Lovely memories to cherrish yeah? Well they're only young once aren't they?
NO. NO CHERRISHED MEMORIES FOR YOU.
Bring fourth the beast, with the monstrous tree like attatchments sprouting from its head. A nightmare from Guillermo Del Toro's fevered imagination made flesh. Blood, gore, torn flesh hanging from its prodrudances.
THE CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING.
I don't like it daddy they say, I want mummy they say!
No, No cherrished memories here. There is only the salty taste of tears and the tinnitus inducing cries of a terrified child ringing in your ears.

#truestory