On The Tenth Day of Dialysis My Doctor Gave To Me

On the Tenth day of dialysis my doctor gave to me,
Ten pills a popping,
Nine hours of Big D remaining,
Eight slices of toast,
Seven angelic nurses,
Six effervescent tablets,
Five day course of drugs,
Four digestive biscuits,
Three Kidneys cleaning,
Two feckin big needles,
And a super vein pumping blood.

Big D Session no: 152.  2 to go


I've now been admitted to University Hospital of Wales, Cardiff.  I've had my daily dialysis.


Not happy at the standard of hotel, I didn't have any toast or biscuits with my tea.  And to top it all the lunch was hopeless, as I only had one arm due to dialysis and the meat was as tough as old boots.  Who do I complain to?  Lol!


Struggled to concentrate today, and haven't done much reading.