Peony.

I don't normally do flower blips as I just can't get the hang of how to shoot them.
I'm also utter fucking shite at arranging them. I don't know why.
I've been known to style photo shoots and dress models, I've even styled a certain aging James Bond and a famous A-list Dundonian actor.

But give me a bunch of flowers and a vase and it looks like I've shat in a pot.

Peonies are my favourite flower, and it's rare to see them this time of year.
The deep, deep red ones I love, but this gorgeous lush pink peony
just caught my eye. I might buy a big bunch for Christmas.

Ah. Just seen the price. Maybe not. Maybe I'll just have to shit in a pot.