Taking the P***

Someone is definitely extracting the urine this week. I got this letter yesterday, properly addressed to me, not one of those 'To The Occupier' type letters.

Why is someone taking the you know what, because I've had a beard for the last 20 years.

And not only that, I'm banned from shaving it off because Beloved says without it I look younger than her, which I'm not. So  I'm sorry Harry, you got it wrong this time.

PS If you want a cheap razor you can use the link in the letter, go on, I'll let you.