A Field Sobriety Test Needed?

Dear Diary,

Well, the storm did not live up to all the hype.  Barely 2 inches of new snow fell.  In a way, it was a relief.  We have enough.

The turkeys wasted no time wandering around the field and, honestly, I think one of them may need a breathalyzer!  He/she wandered aimlessly across the fresh white canvas.  Quite funny really.  One grabs at any form of entertainment during this winter without end.