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The turn of the Tory party to split today. It wasn’t as exciting as it could have been.

Also Derek Hatton was apparently allowed to rejoin the Labour Party (although he was suspended after 2 day’s because surprising information emerged - it turns out that a good description for him rhymes with ‘bat’). Also there is talk that George Galloway - the answer to the question “Is there anyone in the world more offensive than Nigel Farage” - may also be allowed back.

It feels like my joke theory that Jeremy Corbyn is actually Shia LeBoeff in disguise, trolling an entire political party as a piece of transformative performance art may actually be true.