Measuring eyeballs

Spent hours in the kitchen making three lots of Veg lasagne and some veg spag bol for the freezer. Then it was walking the dogs in the woods & popping to the Coach for a couple. It was heaving so we sat in the bar & had a really good natter, just the two of us. Unfortunately, then the usual suspects spotted us & we joined them in the main room. Got predictably pissed then proceeded to sink a couple of Gins when I got home,
Not big and not clever.