Captions please

Sorry to all the prudes who accidentally happened on this photo. In any case, in my experience, this is a rare siting. I didn't stare, but it was hard not to notice. It was a noisy process, surprising because, in my limited experience, tortoises are silent all the time.
So, here are some captions I thought of. Please submit others in comments. I think you will know which tortoise is speaking.
"Hold still. I'm just trying to get a better view."
"Honey, there is a man with a camera right there"
"Are you sure you are really just trying to play leapfrog?"