Elvis

This morning I needed eggs so I walked down to the smallholding outside the village where I get them; a great little place that is completely free range and is involved with rescuing and rehoming battery hens. I had a wander round while I was there and spotted Elvis the turkey's four lady friends (two of whom are in my extra) who came rushing over to see me. Naturally, Elvis saw me as a rival so plumped himself fully up and came over to protect his ladies. A few photos taken and honour was restored as I retreated. Elvis and his lady friends are a lucky family of turkeys that need have no fear about Christmas.