From the dark corner.....

By Rozwood1970

Winging it

It was warmer today! My nose and feet were warm all day unlike yesterday. Hmmmmm. You only need to start worrying about me when I start woofing all the way through these blip descriptions.

You should all be relieved I'm not in the office at all this week. At about 9am, a lovely picture of something mouldy was sent to everyone with a request that everyone throw away all old stuff and keep an eye on the contents of the office fridge. There then followed a few emails (sent to the whole world of course) about various other gone off / rotting things discovered over the past few weeks. It was a competition of gruesome fridge horrors followed by a trail of emails from volunteers to clean the fridge and bring rubber gloves in. Urrrrgggghhhh. I decided to stick my oar in from my safe Ayr hideout and point out that whatever was lurking at the back of the fridge was going to grow legs, leap out and devour the first person it saw, dissolving brains and covering the office with ectoplasm goo.

Miraculously, there were no more fridge emails after that!

I was tempted to find a rubbish dump to take a picture of to go with refrigerator hell. Mercifully, a trip down to TK Maxx (I bought a hat for me, not Bony for a change!) provided the picture. Action shots and low light, I can't quite manage as you can tell by the blurred wings. Advice anyone?

Track? Stevie Ray Vaughan's version of this Jimi Hendrix masterpiece is my favourite - Little Wing

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