Stuck!

I have no idea what's going on, but I'm standing in a crowd of people who've just been turfed off a tram and it seems that no one has any idea when there will be one to take us home. To make matters more frustrating, an alarm bell somewhere is going off every few seconds, there's another tram parked uselessly a hundred metres up the street and a bus has just turned up and dumped another twenty cranky looking people.

Hurumph.

Now would be a good time to know a little more than absolutely no Dutch!