Juleshki

By Juleshki

"Wot, no bread?"

"You mean to say I've walked all the way over here, risking life and limb in these freezing cold, deep and dangerous, treacherously dark waters of the Leeds Liverpool canal, having to listen to this ice threaten to crack beneath my webbed feet and they're blue underneath you know, blue I tell you... and with me thinking one more step and I'm gonna be going right through this ice and getting my tush frozen off and you ain't brought no bread....?!

No bread!!

Tsk....

Well, thanks a lot Mrs.

For nothing!"

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