X marks the spot...

You know those maps that you find in cities with the big yellow arrows on that say "you are here"...

Well I wish they would make one that actually has the arrow moving about on the map that you carry around with you...

Or better still a big arrow that just follows you around wherever you go...

That way we wouldn't lose any of the 28 kids that we've foolishly decided to let loose in London under the guise of an educational visit!!