Jamaica - lifeboat drill

After18 hours of travelling, which included ten hours in the air, the last thing I want to do is a fire drill.

But it’s maritime law and we are ordered to report to our respective muster stations to listen to instructions from the disembodied voice of our captain.

( What’s the quickest way off an Italian cruise ship? Follow the captain).

At least we no longer have to go through the pantomime of putting on the life jackets -quite a challenge for those in wheelchairs and physically challenged.