Leberkas and Daffs

Eat one, admire the other and don't get confused.
Got blown about the golf course in the morning, didn't play too well though the putting was much improved after last week's lesson, but amazingly it stayed dry as the black clouds skudded off still full. A quick visit to the quack after lunch resulted in me having to rub Athletes Foot cream onto my chest; is Athletes Chest a thing? Then back up to the course for a long overdue and much needed pitching lesson. After witnessing my vast array of crap shots I could tell that the pro was really impressed because he then filmed me! One for the archives no doubt. However, he's up for a challenge and seemed keen to sort me out. We'll see.