Shall we dance?

All this Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday nights has brought out my secret talent! Look at my fancy footwork! I have no idea what those two behind are up to but I am great at these clever steps!

Lisa Riley isn't the only big bird in this competition, you know?

I'm just going to strut forward and extend my neck now looking elegant. Yes.. That's it!

Balls!!! That daft camera woman has pressed the button late again and I might as well be a headless chicken. HUMPH!

Track? A bit of David Bowie I think - Let's Dance