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Any other night I can get patch to put his paw in my hand. Bring out the camera and he goes all diva. His tail never stops twitching or really wagging and right now he is trying to catch and bite his tail. It feels like I've had him forever.
Since I might have to give up work, my neighbour was telling me the SSPCA are looking for foster mums to bottle feed kittens. It would be rude not to oblige lol.