Spittle fields ( or beach)

Took the dog to the dog beach today at Brighton. Brighton is posh. There were other dog mums impeccably turned out in their colour co-ordinated leisurewear.
The dog has a bad habit of pushing the slobbery ball onto my legs or from the back, forcing her head between my legs and dropping the ball between my feet. I end up with very damp, slobbery streaked slacks.
Subsequently, I do not look like a posh
Brighton dog mum, I look a right mess!