Clown

Please see LARGE.

Movie makers seem to have conspired to turn all clowns - most especially DOLL clowns - into sinister figures, intent on evil doing while one's back is turned. This fellow is actually quite harmless .... I think. He inhabits our library and can be seen lounging about on rows of novels, sitting with his feet dangling from bookshelves and all the time staring intently at ME. I am quite certain that he knows something that I don't.

The REALLY disconcerting thing was that he MOVED! (whimper) I'd come out of a morning and he'd be located in a different pose or on another shelf ... all the time gazing fixedly at myself. (shiver) Some little while passed before I discovered that Norma was actually re-locating him. (twitch) She just loves to play with such things. I called in to her real estate office the other day, only to find her re-arranging a floppy frog on top of someone's computer screen.

I am quite okay now. I am on these sedatives. I should be able to handle my anxiety without the consultations ... real soon now. This photo shoot was part of the therapy, you understand.