D.I.Why?

I'm a capable modern woman, I don't need to call in a tradesperson to fit a tap for me... She said!

We'd finally bought the right box spanner and got all the gear to do the job. As I was desperately trying to get enough power to shift the old fitting, I realised a problem, the new tap had different tails to the old one!

We needed a plumber to sort the boiler so called them in for the tap too.