Did you ever....

Did I ever tell you of the story of when I was expecting Boy? 

He was so overdue.  I was 8 weeks pregnant on Hogmony.  - I was still pregnant at the end of August... I was in hospital . 

We waited. 

and waited. 

And then they said, we will "apply gel" to your cervix to start your labour. 

When the nurse lay across my chest and said, "don't worry", I knew I should. 

I was even more worried when they picked up the sealant gun, and placed the "capsule" of gel on the end of it. 

I thnk abou that every time he brings that bloody sealant gun out. 

Once you've lived through that, you don't need contraception.