How You Remind Me

Evening all,

I've been trying to get a bit of lens zoom onto some of the low light photgraphs i've been taking, but frankly they've all been a bit poo.

In my defence, (apart from the fact i'm not very good at photography) when you read these photo magazines where they recommend creative techniques with fairy lights and christmas decorations, they forget to mention the one salient, most important, vital piece of information....

Don't do it at Christmas!

(especially not when the person who put the hard miles in the decorating of the tree is present, that way lies madness and a slap on the head!)

and if you are going to do it, and you attempt to do it surreptitiously, for mercy's sake remember to put the little ornaments back in the place you found them.

A monkey shaped eraser lying in the crib instead of the babee jeeezus is wrong.

Christmas tree lights propped at the top of the stairs wrapped around a coat is wrong.

Christmas presents removed from under the tree and discovered 'posing' on a kitchen table illuminated by a desk lamp is wrong, wrong, wrong.

Please someone, help me learn these lessons before my wife breaks her hand on my head............

ouch.

night all